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Posted on 1st Sep at 9:43 PM, with 138,170 notes

getabducted:

kittiepawz:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

Oh my god david look!!

I can’t stop watching this is so cute

Posted on 1st Sep at 7:33 PM, with 126,896 notes
"No, fuck you. I was worth it."
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)
Posted on 1st Sep at 7:01 PM, with 37,712 notes

"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

Posted on 1st Sep at 6:46 PM, with 465,187 notes
nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

Posted on 1st Sep at 5:35 PM
lol am I late to the party
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lol am I late to the party

Tagged: #mine,
Posted on 1st Sep at 4:52 PM, with 4,968 notes
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fuckyeah1990s:

Modest Mouse - Dramamine

We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves 

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:25 PM, with 211,420 notes

tonyballer:

have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. 

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:25 PM, with 28,008 notes

imsirius:

I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them

― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:46 PM, with 580,697 notes
sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
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sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:26 AM, with 71,944 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:18 AM, with 981 notes
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thrillbandit:

Time to Panic!

  • Vegas Lights || Panic! At The Disco

Ain’t it so, ain’t it so perfect
Our cynical minds will make it totally worth it
So give it to me now
We’re lost in a dream now

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:11 AM, with 95,035 notes
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
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